Sunday, August 06, 2006

Everyone, Brace Yourselves!

Everyone, who? Well, this is the list:

  • 1 husband
  • 1 (ea) aunt and uncle
  • 2 cousins and their spouses
  • 5 second-cousins (one with spouse)
  • 2 sisters and their spouses
  • 1 son and his spouse
  • 2 grandchildren
  • 2 nieces
What is going on, you ask? Well, the whole shooting-match with the exception of (dang!) "1 son and his spouse" will be attending probably the first ever -at least in this century - family reunion.

What are my predictions?

  • Someone will get a sunburn
  • Someone will tell an embarrassing story about someone else
  • Someone will bring too many clothes
  • Someone will forget something
  • Some kids will stay up way too late and some adults will fall asleep way too early
  • The workout room will be an empty place
  • Someone will drink too much
  • Someone will get lost
  • Someone will finish over par in golf
  • There will be sparring over the crossword puzzle
  • There will be too much food
  • The time will go way too quickly


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